I taught my God Daughter at 2 years old to say the word Shit. Because, it's funny. And I thought I could piss off her Mom a little bit. Give her another challenge with raising her beautiful little girl. Plus, I've never been an Uncle or a God Father but I thought that is what... Continue Reading →
Punching bag
As a Dad of two “performers” I have struggled to find where I fit in this part of their lives. The stage scares me; I prefer writing to performing, so being on a stage would be the last place you would ever find me. My kids are really good at what they do, one being a... Continue Reading →
Ceilings
My youngest, Kiley, has this new thing where she wants to be able to jump and touch the ceiling in my kitchen. She started this a couple of months ago but was sort of lightly jumping. She would walk into the kitchen, make herself some toast and while it was heating she would just try... Continue Reading →
God
My youngest daughter Kiley, who is 11, asks me about God all the time. Do I believe? If I do, how do I know? I try to be as honest as I can with my kids. My wife really pushes honesty with them; she parents in a very open style. I am a little more “hide... Continue Reading →
The Nurse
When I was super young my Mom was a nurse at a hospital, working night shifts and weird hours. Then she would be up with me and my brother in the morning. Looking back now I have absolutely no clue when she ever slept. As my brother and I got to be school aged though my Mom switched from a... Continue Reading →
Mr. Fix It
The word "In-Law’s” probably elicits some type of emotional response. In tv, movies and such the in-laws are always these annoying people who you have to “deal” with once in a while. I’m sure in real life for most, in-laws are great. Or, if they are not, maybe you live far enough away that the... Continue Reading →
The table
Recently, we added a new room on our house and redid the kitchen. I LOVE it. My father in law built us this beautiful table that we hardly ever use for what it is intended for, which is to eat dinner as a family. When we were talking about building it the wife and... Continue Reading →
Charlie
My wife’s family is small and big at the same time. She only has a few aunts and uncles, but she has a million cousins, 2nd cousins, Aunts who are really 3rd cousins… It is actually a little confusing from the outside. But, they are really close. The labels might be screwed up, but... Continue Reading →
Poop Saturday
The US calendar has lots of Monday Holidays. I love Monday Holidays! An extra day off work, or for me, an extra day in the yard to get stuff done and an extra day to yell at the kids to clean their rooms. A few years ago, on Martin Luther King Jr Day, I was... Continue Reading →
Drive with your knees
My extended family is incredibly large. I have something like 20 aunts and uncles on each one of my parent’s sides of the family. That includes “real” aunts and uncles and the ones who married into one of these crazy families. I remember when we were planning, or should I say, my wife was... Continue Reading →