I taught my God Daughter at 2 years old to say the word Shit. Because, it’s funny. And I thought I could piss off her Mom a little bit. Give her another […]
Shit
Punching bag
As a Dad of two “performers” I have struggled to find where I fit in this part of their lives. The stage scares me; I prefer writing to performing, so being on a stage […]
Ceilings
My youngest, Kiley, has this new thing where she wants to be able to jump and touch the ceiling in my kitchen. She started this a couple of months ago but was […]
God
My youngest daughter Kiley, who is 11, asks me about God all the time. Do I believe? If I do, how do I know? I try to be as honest as I can […]
The Nurse
When I was super young my Mom was a nurse at a hospital, working night shifts and weird hours. Then she would be up with me and my brother in the morning. Looking […]
Mr. Fix It
The word “In–Law’s” probably elicits some type of emotional response. In tv, movies and such the in-laws are always these annoying people who you have to “deal” with once in a while. I’m […]
The table
Recently, we added a new room on our house and redid the kitchen. I LOVE it. My father in law built us this beautiful table that we hardly ever use for what […]
Charlie
My wife’s family is small and big at the same time. She only has a few aunts and uncles, but she has a million cousins, 2nd cousins, Aunts who are really […]
Poop Saturday
The US calendar has lots of Monday Holidays. I love Monday Holidays! An extra day off work, or for me, an extra day in the yard to get stuff done and an […]
Drive with your knees
My extended family is incredibly large. I have something like 20 aunts and uncles on each one of my parent’s sides of the family. That includes “real” aunts and uncles and the […]
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